Just a quick one, I was teaching today and one of the graduates wrote me a story. I immediately thought of you  when I read it, so here it is:

Once upon a time there was a girl called Karen who grew from jaffa cake and then turned into one of us.  It is thought that she is the same as everyone else, but really she is made of biscuit and tastes  quite orange like,  She says she likes to eat biscuits but really she is replenishing her interior matter.  Are we all human jaffa cakes or is it just Karen?  I go this information when I was doing a biological survey with bed bugs who informed me of this fact!

You are so good to me that you even deserve your picture here..ok..i admit it..I messed around with it...I made it a little more blue...but its still one of my favorite pictures...   

And of course we need the sterotypical link to your webpage...Ta Daa,,,,prepare to be wowed!
Well I guess i should say something now..about phil..for phil....hmmmm..this is definitely more difficult than I had anticipated. I could say exactly how I feel and run the risk of sounding like a complete and utter sap. Of course if I don't say what i feel then I would just be lying..and we all know that I never lie...right? Well not about you anyway. So what am I to say? How do i sum up two years into a few  badly spelt sentences? I dunno...just keep e-mailing me...and call me every so often..ok? This page is nothing.....a minor speck on the world wide web.....that was made by me...for you......just to say to  you....phil......I fucking love you...I hate you..and fuck off . Dana
No More..Please!